May 24, 2012
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Things That Will Get You Attention
There are some people out there that scream for attention, well here is a list that will get you tons of attention, if that's what you really want of course. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that these are healthy/respectable ways nor do I encourage them, I'm just saying.
1. Find a crowded field and light off bottle rockets from your ass.
bottle rockets from crack - Watch more Funny Videos2. Fly a kite naked.
3. Break a limb and put it on YouTube.
4. Dry hump in public.
Dry Hump Festival - watch more funny videos5. Throw a fire extinguisher from a roof.
6. Light yourself on fire and run down the road.
7. Have an orgasm on a roller coaster and put it on YouTube.
8. Get hit by a car (this clip is amazing, the man doesn't only live he, well, check it out).
9. Streak in front of thousands/millions of viewers.
10. Get K.O'd by a girl while acting like a tough guy with beer balls - post it on, once again - via internet,
YouTube.There you have it, so if getting attention is important to you by all means go for the shock of it - put yourself under life's microscope by bringing the pain, pleasure, and needless acts of a man/woman looking for "Wow's" "Ahh's" and "OMG'S".
Comments (29)
@electrons_in_hatius_2009 -
@loner_writer - Hahaha, indeed people do it every time don't they?
@RighteousBruin - LOL!
@godfatherofgreenbay - indeed..
@Insanely_Imperfect -
... Good, it's good to laugh. It's nice and healthy.
Lol ... oh people.
found these amusing =)
Haha I loved all of these videos.
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Then there was the adult female who took her daughter's favourite doll and body-slammed it repeatedly, in front of her gathered maternal aunts.
Right on, my brother. This Dan guy thinks he's king of the mountain. He doesn't visit anyone's blogs he's too big of a punk for that. Besides, he's making a difference in his life and he actually belives it too.
@TheTheologiansCafe - Get used to being criticized or attacked as you put it, especially when you are as controversial as you are... Friendly isn't friends, and you haven't visited me a whole hell of a lot. Oh I forgot, you aren't a fan of poetry or creative writing, or something to that effect... Like I said you're the top blogger... Congrats in your success.
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11. Attack someone in their comment section after they have been friendly with you.
@Ghost_Whisper48 -
lol
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I think I was at the dry hump fest this weekend
@MyInfiniteEmptiness - The streaker was funny.
haha awesome, loved the streaker, it's tradition at a soccer game
@hilaw -
i'd fly a kite naked and dry hump in public.
@TheGiantSlayer - LMAO! It's ridiculous right?
why...? the last one....just...why?
@SpOnTaNeOuS_sPiTbAlL - LOL! Right, he asked for it after all.
why'd she hit if she was gonna be sorry! don't be sorry.haha beat his dumb ass
@Nevermore_Nightmare - LMAO - consider that added.
Bahaha XD Oh, can I add taking your thong off under your skirt in front of a mall entrance? One of my former friends did that. She is one of the BIGGEST attention whores I know/have met.
@BlizzZX - LMAO, Awesome!
i think i had an orgasm on a roller coaster once..felt bad for the girl behind me...i gave her a napkin though..so im still not an asshole..WINNING!
@ctaretz - I sure did!
@boricua_chic_2008 -
Glad you enjoyed them.
Wow thanks for the laugh my friend lmao! Yay for dry humping lmao! The guy who got hit by a car and was walking around like nothing geez that was amazing! I am not one to go get attention of any kind. When I was 21 and went clubbing all eyes were on me for the way I danced when I was drunk lol. If you wanna know about that I'll tell you in private lol. It's raining here today in lovely Pennsylvania and it's bringing me down so coming to your site and watching those video clips made my day. Thanks again!
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