December 11, 2012

  • Carnal Thoughts

    I'm about to explode

    I need it

    to relieve my load

    I'm sex craved and I can't avoid the truth

    I've got an itch that can't be relieved in a booth

    I want to be touched

    I want it clutched

    Squeeze the spirit out of it

    Choke it 'til it starts to spit

    I don't care if you think this is inappropriate

    I need to purge 'n' shit

    Can you save me from my own carnal thoughts?

    I'm sick of thinking about them into tubed socks

    I need help finding fortitude in being single

    The courage to say no to this obnoxious tingle

    I'm not a teenager but I feel like I'm going through puberty

    All these hormones flying around from evil cupidry

     

    Oh, PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Just come over here and sex me...

     

    Picture Source: http://graphicsfairy.blogspot.com/2012/01/vintage-clip-art-poems-of-love.html

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